"Don't eat your napkin." (Mom to a 4-year old)

"Some people think it's made from a Nun's urine" (A mom on a rumor she heard about the H1N1 vaccine)

"I'm digested" (5-year old explaining his congestion)

"If I wanted the dishes to take two hours and still come out dirty, I would have asked my husband to do them." (Woman explaining the problem with her new dishwasher)